January 2009
79 posts
“free your lady marmalade.”
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British-style marmalade is sweet marmalade with a bitter tang made from fruit, sugar, water, zest and a gelling agent. American-style marmalade is sweet, not bitter.
INTRODUCING kim, pink, mya & xtina…
my sweet, but not bitter, american marmalade.
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i kissed a girl.
Watchcock shot
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i’m really diggin’ lissy trullie...
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well, i met you at the blood bank.
well it...
“what’s yo flava, tell me what’s yo flava.”
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no thanks, but thanks.
silly rabbit. poor rabbit. →
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“wake up little susie, wake up”
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the bacon alarm clock. simply insert frozen bacon in it at night. the alarm clock has two halogen lamps that start heating the bacon 10 minutes before your wake up time. 10 minutes later, BA BAM bacon sizzling in before your eyes & nose. WAKE UP susie.
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i close my eyes on the dance floor, forget about...
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“my life would suck without you”
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Watcha byrning feeling
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this groove is out of fashion.
put on your...
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kitty purry approves this damn song.
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what is a twit?
twit [twit] noun: A “pregnant goldfish”;
which is impossible. Some species of fish do give birth to live young (e.g. guppies and some species of shark), but goldfish, like all cyprinids lay eggs.
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light your tummy with yummy gummy →
a gummy bear chandelier, 420 friendly
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sleepy head
fuck u 2 bitch call the cops
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“Bling is over. Red carpet-y covered with rhinestones is out. I call it ‘the new...”
– karl’s been hit by the recession.
hear that big tymers, take your bling and drop it like it’s hot.
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for the love of the panda, click me! →
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“everyone has Their own magic
There is no death
so nothing matters
High...”
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and now you beggin’ me to forgive you.
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don’t blame it on me, blame it on my wild...
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everyone should know phoebe price. →
international super model and actress, watch your back marcia cross.